[Make Your List] Things I Hate About Bloody Vegas

[ifollowmyblood]

-fixed poker games
-slots in every bloody convenience store
-decided lack of single-deck blackjack anywhere
-roulette, period
-the loan sharks I still owe that are keeping me from visiting the Golden Nugget ever again
- age limit in the casinos...s' what I get y'know. Surround myself with underage girls, all the soddin' time, makes it impossible to gamble anywhere. [EDIT: Slayers, you filthy-minded wankers. Thank you, Buffy.]
-the heat
-the cheap souveniers
-its proximity to California, and by default, Los Angeles. I know Corpus Christi's just as bloody close, but it doesn't feel that way, so shut it.

Spike
Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Comments

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

You know, Spike, you might want to specify why you surround yourself with underage girls 'cause otherwise it just sounds wrong.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

Good Lord! You're positively disgusting! Even before the whole soul bit, I never...

*blinks* *frowns* *looks at the line again*

Oh...well...bollocks.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

*smirk* Yeah exactly.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

Bugger...well, fixed it, fortunately. Last thing I need is for Bee to see that...her or bloody Terry, I'll not hear the end of it.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

*laugh* You're welcome. Glad I could help keep you out of trouble but I don't suspect it'll last.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

Never does...these girls are, by God, even worse than the little buggers lodging with us in Sunnydale, and Terry-bleedin'-Goodman is worse than old Rupe could ever hope to be. Least he didn't go around pinching my arse for the first two weeks we worked together.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

OH! That's uncomfortable. I had a slayer hitting on me in Scotland...nothing that embarrassing but badness. It's kind of nice to have the quiet that not living with a bunch of teenage girls brings.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

Terry just enjoys being a bitch...at least to me. She's lost interest, though...thank God. These days she's shagging one of the Slayers here...or trying to, last I checked.

You'd like her, at least like talkin' to her. Hear her tell, she's got the blood of the Guardians in her...the birds that made that soddin' Scythe.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

And somehow that doesn't seem ethical to me but...slayers need love too? Watchers...and eww that makes me think of Giles and sex and now my brain needs to be scrubbed.


Cool. It would be nice to talk to someone who knows about my scythe.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help. *smirk*

I'll tell her to keep an eye out for you online...she might know a bit about it, Lord knows she's all up in the Council's business, and apparently has been for years. Don't let the tits fool you when you see her, she's got two kids about your age.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

...this isn't the mom of the guy who hurt Bee is it? 'Cause I kinda want to go break his jaw if she didn't. And if she did, I kinda want to break something else and then I want to tell him that until he's been a slayer for over a freakin' decade he can refrain from getting into her personal life or giving her advice. Stick to the books Watcher Boy.

...sorry. I had a moment there.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

What? Wait...no, oh hell no!

*chuckles*

Ethan Woodman's got a stick so far up his arse, he makes Giles look like a bloody outlaw. No...bloke who bothered Bee's named Callahan, Cain Callahan. And he's not your typical Watcher.

Don't get your knickers in too big a twist, Buffy...he's not a bad sort. Bit on the rough and tumble side, not your typical Watcher...but he's trying. He's already been slugged...I'll have his guts for garters tomorrow in training, that'll do. He knows Slayers, his daughter's one.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah she told me that his daughter was one. So is my dad's daughter and we know how well he knows me.

Okay. I like Bee and I don't like seeing her upset. I'm glad your there to help her...and all the girls really.

[follow-my-blood.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, Callahan's a better man 'n your father, I think. Mean no offense...I'm just sayin'.

Truthfully? I'm glad I'm here, too...and for what it's worth, I'm glad you're glad. Your opinion still means something to me...quite a lot, actually.

[whattingawhat.livejournal.com]

Thank God. If he weren't I'd question just exactly who Giles is letting be watchers lately. Of course Dad didn't come to my funeral or contact Dawn when I died so you know, it's not hard to be better than him.


Good. I mean...at first that sounds really self centered or something but you're...I don't know. You're the person I can tell anything to. The person I can always talk to and I know you'll give it to me straight. If my opinion didn't mean something to you I'd be really upset because yours means a lot to me too.