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1. Her middle name is Inez.
2. Her biological father's a stupid twat.
3. She's got at least one younger brother and possibly an older sister. Rico's not said how much older his other sister is than he, and Bee's not met her. No clue if she intends to.
4. She's seeing a scrawny blonde bloke named Sark.
5. She watches TV shows I'd not touch, and I'm a big fan of the soaps.
6. She's all but left us...the house, the Slayers. I'm not griping, just...sorry to see her go, for any reason.
7. She's the only other person besides Buffy that's ever really treated me like a person. Like a man.
8. She's a coffee fiend.
9. She's a bigger shoe junkie.
10. Buffy's been a bloody miserable influence on her in that respect.
11. She's better with a stake than any Slayer I've ever seen...Buffy did far better with a crossbow, in my opinion.
12. She loves the color purple.
13. I'll only say this because she's leaving...but she's the closest I feel I'll ever have to a younger sister. And she'd best know that if she's got any notions of not coming back here.

Spike
BtVS

Date: 2008-06-25 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
I do love my flying fatalities.

Date: 2008-06-25 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Clearly.

Honestly, are you trying to engineer an army of fashionista Slayers to plague me throughout the rest of bleedin' Eternity?

Date: 2008-06-25 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Ooo, that's a good plan, Buffy, let's do that!

Date: 2008-06-25 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
I'll add it to the slayer handbook. Thou shalt plague Spike throughout the rest of bleedin' Eternity.

Date: 2008-06-25 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
MWAHAHAHA, ours is an EVIL laugh!

Date: 2008-06-25 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
Now it is official

He's going to kill me but I'm still laughing my ass off

Date: 2008-06-25 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Buffy Summers, for the win, ladies and gents.

Date: 2008-06-25 09:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
*sputters*

YOU'VE GOT A BLOODY HANDBOOK?!?!

Take that out this buggerin' instant, you...you...you pest!!

Date: 2008-06-25 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
Giles has been after me to handbook for years. Of course we've got one! And it's pink.

Aww come on Spike. They need to know the vital things about being a slayer. Irritating you is one of them.

Date: 2008-06-25 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
*vamps out, but being that this is SPIKE, it's not that intimidating*

Bloody TAKE IT OUT!!!

Date: 2008-06-25 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
There

Who peed in your blood and wheaties this morning?

[locked from Baileigh]

Date: 2008-06-25 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Love, I'm living in a house full of teenage Slayers, we're taking on a new Watcher-In-Training, and one of the girls just stormed out the door to do God knows what...and Bee's gone.

I don't fault her for leaving, but she keeps me bloody sane around here. And...well...I suppose I miss her a bit, yeah...

Re: [locked from Baileigh]

Date: 2008-06-25 09:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
Okay...well that makes sense. I was pretty bitchy living in Scotland too most of the time I think.

I'm sorry your sanity is gone but really did you ever have it in the first place? KIDDING. I'm kidding. I know it makes it harder with her gone but she has a life and she's a slayer. That's a good thing. Even if some old stodgey pants still don't think so.

Re: [locked from Baileigh]

Date: 2008-06-25 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Don't worry, my recriminations are purely selfish...I'm aware enough of my own faults to realize that, so I wish her the best. The cloak and dagger bit with her location doesn't suit me, but near as I can tell she's talking to one of the Watchers about where she's at. Which is good...for her and the right irritable gent.

Hopefully the new lad will help. He already knows a good many of the girls...Baileigh's younger brother, Rico? He's a teacher at the local high school, and a huge hit among the female population, if y'know what I mean.

Re: [locked from Baileigh]

Date: 2008-06-25 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
At least someone knows where she is. Someone other than Boy.

Oooh yeah. I can see that being a problem to him but I'm sure he'll handle it. I hope he helps out too.

Re: [locked from Baileigh]

Date: 2008-06-26 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Someone trustworthy...and as big an arse as he is, I'd say Callahan is just that.

*eyeroll* Good Lord...it's bloody disgusting, the way those girls fawn over the bugger. You'd think he was that Ricky Martin bloke or some such.

Re: [locked from Baileigh]

Date: 2008-06-26 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
He seems alright. I mean...an ass yeah but alright.

They're teenage girls.

Date: 2008-06-25 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whattingawhat.livejournal.com
Dammit, you found out my evil plan :D

I just don't see why they can't learn that they can slay and be a girl too.

Date: 2008-06-25 05:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Now I'm gonna cry some more.

...He is not scrawny!

Date: 2008-06-25 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Aw, pet...

He bloody well is!

Date: 2008-06-25 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
I'm okay. I'm just jet-laggy and emotional.

HE IS NOT.

Date: 2008-06-25 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
So you've touched down safe, then? Where you two at now?

He bloody well is!

Date: 2008-06-25 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Honey, you know I can't get all specificy online, I'll call you later.

UGH, I am already regretting you being OUT OF SLAPPING RANGE.

Date: 2008-06-25 09:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
No need, the littlest grouch just stormed through the hall and announced it to everyone on the first floor.

I'm not. *smirk*

Date: 2008-06-25 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
That's fine, I don't mind that you guys know, I just don't want to post it online.

I'm sure you don't. *huffs*

Date: 2008-06-25 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Got it, love...not a problem.

Absolutely. Maybe now that permanent goose egg on my head can finally go down, yeah?

Date: 2008-06-25 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Thanks. :)

Hey. You deserved every single one of those headslaps and you know it!

Date: 2008-06-25 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
I bloody well did not! You enjoy tormenting me, woman!

Date: 2008-06-25 09:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
I do not!

...Maybe a little.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
You enjoy it far too bloody much, pet. I worry about you, I do.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Oh, don't pretend you don't it.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Thinking, thinking...nope, I don't.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Now I'm starting to wish you were in smacking distance!

Date: 2008-06-26 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
Aw, you wouldn't like it here. It's all...sunny.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Yeah, might be a bit of a hindrance. But still.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deep-red-bells.livejournal.com
I miss you too.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rescued-apuppy.livejournal.com
Still sentimental Spike?

Date: 2008-06-26 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Bugger off, you stupid wanker.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rescued-apuppy.livejournal.com
Nice. Real nice Spike. You know I was going to say you've changed, but look at that. Nope. Not at all.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
I don't need much changing, mate...and what little I do, I'm workin' on.

Now you? Whole other story...taste in music, hair, fashion sense, and have I mentioned your whole tortured hero bit? Gettin' old...you could do to develop a new act, ask anyone.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rescued-apuppy.livejournal.com
What's wrong with my hair?

Date: 2008-06-26 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Oh, nothing...the horizontal faux-hawk is quite charming, honestly.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rescued-apuppy.livejournal.com
Right, and you're a natural blonde.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
I'm just bloody grateful my hair doesn't naturally grow the way yours does. At least, I hope that's natural...because if that style is intentional?

...I don't even want to think about that.

Date: 2008-06-26 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rescued-apuppy.livejournal.com
Can we just not talk about my hair for like a few comments here?

Look I see you're all sentimental, but I'm glad you're doing something. I mean that you're not being lazy and playing XBox all day long.

But you know if you need anything? I mean I do still have the firm. Shut up.

Date: 2008-06-30 06:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] follow-my-blood.livejournal.com
Sure...on second thought, no. You're far too entertaining when you're annoyed.

Truthfully? It's all right out here...with the exception of the bloody buggering desert sun. But I'm good...with what I'm doing. Finally feel like I'm actually gettin' somewhere. Talk to Buffy sometimes, too...we're friends, no worries there. Finally feels...right, though. Doesn't hurt much.

Not likely, mate. I'll keep it in mind...and I'll let the head honchos know. Terry listens to me, but she's runnin' most of this show. I'll give her your email, though...and warn her about what a bloody nuisance you are. Aside from the whole 'working for the enemy' thing, mind you.
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